My World of Random!

Welcome to my random world where everything is everything. Here you will find anything ranging from my thoughts to art to pretty much anything that tickles my fancy. I hope you enjoy the ride :D

I found this miniature masterpiece yesterday and I must say I have been in a fit of giggly bliss! My only complaint is that it is not long enough…

Okay, I will admit, I have not ever seen the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (shame on me) and I was only introduced to the song POSH! when I found this little nugget of genius on youtube (double shame on me) but the thing that strikes me is that the beginning of the song fits Mycroft’s personality perfectly.

Think about it, he is livin because many people would give their right arm to have his occupation, he is the definition of style and the essence of elegance. I think it is due to the fact that he is British….

Anyway I digress… as I was saying….

While I was having a fangasm watching this heavenly mind chocolate play out, I could see clearly in my mind’s eye Mycroft standing center stage in a very large ornate room, filled with grandiose operatic music, bedecked to the teeth with an expensive elaborate suit, toppped off with a strong robust voice, and capturing all the eyes in the room by merely standing quietly with his infamous umbrella.

Man, if he wasn’t the British Government he would be a one man Broadway show phenom!  

My imagination is on fire!!! My week has officially been made! I hope it makes yours as well!!

I have to get this off my chest…I love Sherlock and John but I have a guilty pleasure for the Queen himself. I am not talking about Freddie Mercury, though he is a bag of awesome and kittens alone, but I am talking about the older Holmes himself, the one, the only, Mycroft Holmes!
I find his cool demeanor to be oddly alluring in a very dangerous, quiet sort of way. Not to mention he is handsome….

I have to get this off my chest…I love Sherlock and John but I have a guilty pleasure for the Queen himself. I am not talking about Freddie Mercury, though he is a bag of awesome and kittens alone, but I am talking about the older Holmes himself, the one, the only, Mycroft Holmes!

I find his cool demeanor to be oddly alluring in a very dangerous, quiet sort of way. Not to mention he is handsome….

Oh David Cumberbatch….you make me cum a bunch….. XD Lol, I hope you all get a kick out of that word play of the day! Puns are fun!

Oh David Cumberbatch….you make me cum a bunch….. XD Lol, I hope you all get a kick out of that word play of the day! Puns are fun!

cicerothewriter:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

cuddlywares:

cerberusia:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

I’M DRUNK IT IS TIME FOR HEPHAESTION FEELS

^ ohoho look a post about why I don’t drink

HEPHAESTIONNNNNNNN. Can never work out what kind of guy he was IRL - teacher speculates that he was difficult to get along with (albeit utterly loyal to Alexander) and completely willing to get his hands dirty, and more of a infrastructure guy that military leader.

ye ye ye I SUSPECT severe power struggles with the other generals! And also iirc Alexander once demoted him for not being that good a battlin’ general but in the texts he is very often in charge of logistical things
(particularly fond of how the texts sometimes specify ‘tall and good looking’)

completely willing to get his hands dirty
Oh good more reasons to be flailingly fucking obsessed

asdfg I love when tumblr becomes dirty flaily Hephaestion parties
he is just ALWAYS INJURED AND TRYING TO FUCK UP RIVALS

tbqh i am sure some of my feels come from alexander’s dementedly ott mourning and that “one soul in two bodies” and “he, too, is alexander” shit and it’s like OH BOYS WE GET IT YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKING SILLY FOR EACH OTHER and then BADASSES AS WELL and then i died a lot.
[/not a classicist]

YOU DON’T NEED TO BE A CLASSICIST TO KNOW ‘BOUT THE BEING SILLY FOR EACH OTHER aaaaaaaa
Being a classicist just teaches you about the naked love ceremonies 

And now you HAVE to teach me aaaaaall about those. >:)

All the historians say Alexander went to Troy when he first came to Asia on account of being a massive Iliad fanboy, and Arrian and Aelian say he and Hephaestion both put wreaths on the tombs of Achilles and Patroclus to represent their own devotion.
And then Plutarch says they and the other companions got naked and oiled up and ran a footrace around Achilles’ tomb. OH PLUTARCH.

Plutarch was always making crazy shit up.  Entertaining shit (usually), but still.

This whole post is made of win! :D

cicerothewriter:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

cuddlywares:

cerberusia:

cuddlywares:

apiphile:

I’M DRUNK IT IS TIME FOR HEPHAESTION FEELS

^ ohoho look a post about why I don’t drink

HEPHAESTIONNNNNNNN. Can never work out what kind of guy he was IRL - teacher speculates that he was difficult to get along with (albeit utterly loyal to Alexander) and completely willing to get his hands dirty, and more of a infrastructure guy that military leader.

ye ye ye I SUSPECT severe power struggles with the other generals! And also iirc Alexander once demoted him for not being that good a battlin’ general but in the texts he is very often in charge of logistical things

(particularly fond of how the texts sometimes specify ‘tall and good looking’)

completely willing to get his hands dirty

Oh good more reasons to be flailingly fucking obsessed

asdfg I love when tumblr becomes dirty flaily Hephaestion parties

he is just ALWAYS INJURED AND TRYING TO FUCK UP RIVALS

tbqh i am sure some of my feels come from alexander’s dementedly ott mourning and that “one soul in two bodies” and “he, too, is alexander” shit and it’s like OH BOYS WE GET IT YOU ARE TOTALLY FUCKING SILLY FOR EACH OTHER and then BADASSES AS WELL and then i died a lot.

[/not a classicist]

YOU DON’T NEED TO BE A CLASSICIST TO KNOW ‘BOUT THE BEING SILLY FOR EACH OTHER aaaaaaaa

Being a classicist just teaches you about the naked love ceremonies 

And now you HAVE to teach me aaaaaall about those. >:)

All the historians say Alexander went to Troy when he first came to Asia on account of being a massive Iliad fanboy, and Arrian and Aelian say he and Hephaestion both put wreaths on the tombs of Achilles and Patroclus to represent their own devotion.

And then Plutarch says they and the other companions got naked and oiled up and ran a footrace around Achilles’ tomb. OH PLUTARCH.

Plutarch was always making crazy shit up.  Entertaining shit (usually), but still.

This whole post is made of win! :D

reichenfeels:

lestradesdivisions:

wholmesianmisfit:

SPREAD THIS VIDEO, IT IS AMAZING.

Watch this. Watch it. I don’t care if you’re not a Sherlockian, just fucking watch it. This damn fandom is beautiful, and clever, and UNITED in a way I have never seen before, and I am overwhelmingly proud to be a part of it.

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM!!!

Oh god! Please watch this!!!

I’m crying

this is something we did

as a fandom

despite everything

i can’t believe it

WHY CAN’T I JUST HUG THIS ENTIRE FANDOM
sherlock fandom is the best fandom 

I’m so proud to be a sherlockian.el

Queenie97:

I believe in you Sherlock, I believe!

(Source: fringewithbenedicts)

the-seed-of-europe:

Sailors and Cones, Albert Hampsen, 1937.
“The general secretary of the city’s major anti-prostitution society warned in 1918 that opponents of his anti-prostitution campaign might use the ‘apparent increase of male perversion’ during World War I as ‘evidence to sustain their argument that vice driven out of one form will appear in another.’ […] His fear that such reasoning would seem plausibe was well founded. One of his own investigators had used it to explain the homosexual liaisons he had observed on the streets surrounding the Brooklyn Navy Yard late one summer in 1917, when no women were to be found: 
‘The streets and corners were crowded with the sailors all of whom were on a sharp lookout for girls… It seemed to me that the sailors were sex mad. A number of these sailors were with other men walking arm in arm and on one dark street I saw a sailor and a man kissing each other. It looked like an exhibition of mail [sic] perversion showing itself in the absence of girls or the difficulty of finding them. Some of the sailors told me that they might be able to get a girl if they went ‘up-town’ but it was far too far up and they were too drunk to go way up there.’
The belief that fairies could be substituted for female prostitutes - and were virtually interchangeable with them - was particularly prevalent among men in the bachelor subculture whose opportunities for meeting ‘respectable’ women were limited by the moral codes, gender segregation, or unbalanced sex ratios of their ethnic cultures. Indeed, many of these men found the sexual services of fairies to be both easier and cheaper to secure than those of women. They could be found around the Navy Yard and along the waterfront, on well-known streets and in many subway washrooms, where a man could find quick release on the way home from work by merely presenting himself. A finely calibrated map of the sexual geography of the neighborhood was usually part of men’s gender-specific ‘local knowledge.’ Many workingmen knew precisely where to go to find fairies with whom, if they chose, they need not exchange a word to make their wishes clear.”
-George Chauncey, Gay New York: Gender, Urban Culture, and the Making of the Gay Male World 1890-1940.
When I was in college and working as a page in the manuscripts and archives division of a major library, I got to photocopy a bunch of original vice-squad reports from the 1920s and 1930s, wherein investigators like the one quoted above had to go undercover into fairy-bars and prostitute haunts. Needless to say, I spent more time reading than copying. Hot stuff.

Queenie97:
Wow how interesting!

the-seed-of-europe:

Sailors and Cones, Albert Hampsen, 1937.

“The general secretary of the city’s major anti-prostitution society warned in 1918 that opponents of his anti-prostitution campaign might use the ‘apparent increase of male perversion’ during World War I as ‘evidence to sustain their argument that vice driven out of one form will appear in another.’ […] His fear that such reasoning would seem plausibe was well founded. One of his own investigators had used it to explain the homosexual liaisons he had observed on the streets surrounding the Brooklyn Navy Yard late one summer in 1917, when no women were to be found: 

‘The streets and corners were crowded with the sailors all of whom were on a sharp lookout for girls… It seemed to me that the sailors were sex mad. A number of these sailors were with other men walking arm in arm and on one dark street I saw a sailor and a man kissing each other. It looked like an exhibition of mail [sic] perversion showing itself in the absence of girls or the difficulty of finding them. Some of the sailors told me that they might be able to get a girl if they went ‘up-town’ but it was far too far up and they were too drunk to go way up there.’

The belief that fairies could be substituted for female prostitutes - and were virtually interchangeable with them - was particularly prevalent among men in the bachelor subculture whose opportunities for meeting ‘respectable’ women were limited by the moral codes, gender segregation, or unbalanced sex ratios of their ethnic cultures. Indeed, many of these men found the sexual services of fairies to be both easier and cheaper to secure than those of women. They could be found around the Navy Yard and along the waterfront, on well-known streets and in many subway washrooms, where a man could find quick release on the way home from work by merely presenting himself. A finely calibrated map of the sexual geography of the neighborhood was usually part of men’s gender-specific ‘local knowledge.’ Many workingmen knew precisely where to go to find fairies with whom, if they chose, they need not exchange a word to make their wishes clear.”

-George Chauncey, Gay New York: Gender, Urban Culture, and the Making of the Gay Male World 1890-1940.

When I was in college and working as a page in the manuscripts and archives division of a major library, I got to photocopy a bunch of original vice-squad reports from the 1920s and 1930s, wherein investigators like the one quoted above had to go undercover into fairy-bars and prostitute haunts. Needless to say, I spent more time reading than copying. Hot stuff.

Queenie97:

Wow how interesting!

(via cicerothewriter)

almaviva90:

Something about Poirot’s expression here is making me think that he looks like this every time he looks at Hastings in my slashy imagination…
I’m incorrigible…

Queenie97:
Check out that smolder and that smirk… I deduce that Hastings is in for a good time tonight. XD

almaviva90:

Something about Poirot’s expression here is making me think that he looks like this every time he looks at Hastings in my slashy imagination…

I’m incorrigible…

Queenie97:

Check out that smolder and that smirk… I deduce that Hastings is in for a good time tonight. XD